My favorite Jewish holiday is tomorrow and I am so excited to make NEW new years resolutions, eat raisin challah for a whole week and snack on apples and honey. L’shanah tovah people.
“Don’t be scared to walk alone. Don’t be scared to like it” John Mayer.
My autobiography will be called “I just woke up from a nap.”
Do I have ADD, or do I just not want to do my homework?
Hold the door.
Lend a hand.
Get rid of all a lot of the carbs and sugar in your house. They’re unecessary.
If the way you eat by yourself is drastically different from the style of eating you have when you’re in front of people, you really need to rethink the manner in which you’re running your life.
Never shop in those tiny trashy boutiques on Broadway. You’re better than that.
Women: always be the smartest, sexiest, funniest, and most desirable in the room.
