Tiny dogs are now officially the city girl’s equivalent of wearing 2008’s Tory Burch. They’re just over. So what’s the next trend in teeny tiny animals? Not teacup pigs or little baby lizard dragon things. BABY GOATS. Why? Because they can be trained similarly to dogs, you can lie to people and make up a breed name like “oh this is my Australian Humpledonker Outback Terrier,” and you’ll look effortlessly chic at the dog park when no one else has copied your look. Also, they eat everything, ever. That’s easier than hunting down gluten-free organic dog food for $98 per pound.
