I know Halloween is coming up, so you might think that dressing your daughter up as a crazy cat lady for the holiday is a great idea, but I humbly suggest you consider dressing her like a crazy cat lady every day. Why, you ask?
If your daughter looks crazy, she is less likely to grow up superficial, and learn to rely on her personality. This will eventually keep her from getting date raped because she will grow up knowing she has more to offer to someone than just looks.
Chances are, if you let your daughter choose her own clothes she will look like a lunatic anyway. Allowing your kid this self-expression will breed creativity into her like pumpkin seeds in a pumpkin spiced coffee-vanilla bean crumble cake.
The louder your daughter’s outfit is, the less likely she is to be a target for abduction. You know those annoying amber alerts that always wake you up at 3 am? Science has proven that the majority of those kidnappings originated with a mother who dressed her child to blend into the crowd. Don’t be that guy.
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