I’m not much of a fashion gay, but sometimes I run across some ass-backwards fashion that leaves me with no choice but to speak up. Ideally, fashion should serve some kind of function, like covering your tits or holding your cocaine, but sometimes designers go off the deep end and create stuff that is so fabulously nonsensical that it should be celebrated, not worn. Basically, if it looks like it came from Nicki Minaj’s closet, I feel I have carte blanche to make fun of it.
The Pussy Purse, because there is no more convenient way to carry your lipstick than in a metallic papier mache cat statue.
