If you’re not watching American Horror Story: Coven, then you’re not actually living your life to the best of your abilities. Jessica Lange makes me question my sexuality every Wednesday at 10PM. Emma Roberts has inspired me to be a better person. Every single episode is filled with fashion (sans Fendi bag bugs) that would make Anna Wintour’s lipstick melt and teeter over in her Manolo Blahniks. I’ve come to find out, that each episode is really just a well disguised fashion editorial and is not actually a television show — which is what Tyra Banks has tried to do with America’s Next Top Model for the past 1968352 cycles. So guess who’s on top Tyra? Not you. Coven is just a 13-part fashion editorial and Ryan Murphy is brilliant.
You may also like
10 Brilliant Christmas Storage Ideas We Love
15 Stocking Stuffers for Mom She’s Sure to Love
Best Gifts Under $30 to Buy Now
15 Funny Stocking Stuffers for Everyone on Your List
Ugly Chanukah Rompers for Men Now Exist
14 Schitts Creek Gifts Only True Fans Will Appreciate
About the author
corey
Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.