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Turn Your Cats Butthole Into a Shining Jewel

cat butthole jewels
Written by Gary

New product transforms your cat’s anus into a shining jewel.

cat butthole jewels

Cat assholes are one my least favorite things in the world. If I had to pinpoint the main reason I dislike cats, its because they always sidle up to you, arch their backs, and stick their assholes in your face like the thirstiest bottom at 2 AM on Grindr.

Thankfully, I am not alone in this because a company called Twinkle Tush has invented a product that covers your cats poop chute with a sparkling rhinestone jewel.

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I don’t know about you, but waking up to find a feline’s brown eye staring me in the face is pretty much my worst nightmare, so I will be buying one of these for every one of my cat owner friends, of which there is one.

Twinkle Tush is making the world a better place one cat rectum at a time. I commend them.

Also, just so you know, when I googled ‘twinkle tush’ a photo of Chris Colfer was one of the first images that appeared. That can’t possibly be a coincidence.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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