If real life Disney princes are your fantasy, you’re welcome.
Every young girl and gay guy that grew up in the 80’s and 90’s had a crush on at least one of the Disney princes. For me, it was Prince Eric, because something about his piercing blue eyes and willingness to sleep with a handicapped person that used to be a fish spoke to the charity in my soul. My other crush (even though he wasn’t technically a prince) was John Smith. Is it a coincidence that every guy I’ve ever dated was either dark-haired with electric blue eyes, or blond and blue? Probably not, because it’s pretty clear to me as I age, that Disney movies shaped the man I eventually became, even down to the guys I so unceremoniously bone.
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So basically, these real life Disney princes had me swooning, even though whatever artist created them gave them all an expression that says “I may or may not be pinching a loaf as we speak”.
I hope my toilet humor didn’t ruin the fantasy though, because all awkward expressions aside, these Disney princes are hot as hades and I’m just waiting for Disney to get modern enough to include a 2-prince love story for a change. Me being the 2nd prince, obvi.
