Chewable coffee: the best reason to get out of coffee meetings, ever.
I have never really been a coffee drinker. I get all the caffeine I need from the green tea I drink every day, and I think a good reason for that is my total desire to eliminate the constant barrage of ‘coffee meetings’ people want to have in this city. In fact, it’s never a coffee meeting– it’s a downright ‘let me pick your brain’ and use you for all the knowledge and experience you’ve amassed over the past several decades of your life. For all this, I’ll buy you a latte. No, and that’s exactly where chewable coffee plays a potentially meaningful role in upping productivity and hopefully eliminating what I call ‘brain rape.’
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Invented by entrepreneurs Geoffrey Woo and Michael Brandt, each chewable coffee flavored caffeine ‘Go Cube’ contains 35 calories, which is about the equivalent of half a cup of coffee. The cubes are also 100% vegan, for any animal loving caf-addicts out there, and they come in three flavors; pure drip, latte, and mocha.
So if you find yourself running out the door every morning with your bra on backwards, chewable coffee is probably exactly what you need to make your mornings a little easier, and help you cut through all the BS of the workplace and online dating. I mean, if he/she can’t take you to a proper dinner, #bye.
