Here’s to a year of Etsy gold, chat roulette & beautiful debauchery. May 2011 be just as ridiculous.
- Because this was MY best-beauty-buy for 2010: #curlysue
- Because Marisa spoke for yogis everywhere. Keep your banana in your hammock: #seriously
- Because I still listen to ‘Flash A Smile’ like whoa: #realassbitches
- Because this prompted my brother’s girlfriend to perfect the recipe: #theyweredelish
- Because, this is what Steph and I did on Valentine’s Day 2010: #romantic
- Because I would have purchased one of these if my tits weren’t already huge: #wineboobwoes
- Because I miss my blonde locks: #hairhowto
- Because I Shellac. Religiously: #nailfetish
- Because I literally LOL every time I think about this site: #sjplookslikeahorse
- Because whores get thirsty, too: #mugsforsluts
- Because a fresh crotch, is a happy crotch: #foodgasm
Honorable mention — Quote of the year goes to Bryce Gruber: “Don’t worry, he wasn’t that creepy… he was just looking for his pussy in her bush.” #peepingtom
