Nicki Minaj, so consistently outrageous that her whimsicality now borders on boring, stepped out in London wearing 7-inch Versace heels paired with an all-black bondage outfit revealing enough to make the Easter Bunny accidentally shit out a few pastel eggs.
I kid. I actually like these (overpriced) platforms– in theory. In actuality, I can barely balance on 3-inchers, it’s icy outside, and in my mind? I’m too old for these shoes. I’m so old that I can’t even tell you who Nicki Minaj is. Like, I can’t even make a pun using one of her song titles because I don’t know any of them.
All of that aside– if you’re looking to drop $953 to look like Nicki Minaj two weeks ago, you can find the sandals here.
