First of all, I don’t own a cat because I hate them. But even if I did, I wouldn’t want that pussy chilling on my desk all day trying to sneak a peek at all my gchat convos or staring at me intently in the eye while I try to actually get some work done around here. Because I mean, someone’s gotta pay the bills to buy his stupid catnip and refined feline furniture, right? And how does the kitty repay me? He sits in his lil Kitt-In Box being lazy all day, contributing absolutely nothing. Here’s an idea for all you diehard cat lovers: shut the door if you don’t want your kitty stomping all over your keyboard! Just saying…Meowwww.
