For a price, adult preschools focus on allowing grownups to get in touch with their inner child.
I know I always talk a lot of crap about Asia being the universal center of bat-shit ideas, but I always forget to mention the BS that constantly filters out of New York. The newest fad in New York living is adult preschools; places where grown ass people can battle stress by finger painting, taking field trips, dressing up, and taking naps.
The Brooklyn-based Preschool Mastermind is one such place, and even though it runs anywhere from $333 to $999 on a sliding scale, it is actually a pretty big success. It really makes sense if you think about it, because in New York people are constantly stressed out and trying to find ways to cope with the copious amounts of money they are trading their lives for, and preschool is a much better endeavor than cocaine.
However, it would probably be much cheaper to round up a few friends, grab a few bottles of wine, and spend the evening finger-painting on your ex husband’s white carpet.
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