Amazing Fake Tanning Fails

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Written by Gary

Sometimes people just take self-tanning too far. Enjoy our fave tanning fails:

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Tanorexia is alive and well, people, and if these photos are any indication, we need to band together as a country and do something about Florida and New Jersey before it’s too late.

I have never been in a tanning bed, but that’s probably because aside from my 1/2 pure-white-Southern background I’m also 1/2 South East Asian. Meaning, I came with slightly tanned skin out of my mom’s bidness. Now that winter is approaching, I have been thinking a little about it though. Even though I never really get that white, I feel like I look sicklier during the winter months, so I feel like a little color might boost my mood and help me stave off winter depression. Looking at these photos however, I think I will just accept my golem-like winter look. Because there is nothing in the world, not even the most prestigious body-building competition in the universe that can excuse the crimes against tanning that these people have committed.

READ MORE: A Fashionable Anti-Tanning Mask

When it comes to self-tanning, if you have ever wondered ‘what not to do’, let these photos be your guide.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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