Dear Fendi,
I hate to say it but I’m confused here. I really am. I’ve always really enjoyed the shit you come out with. Your Spring 2013 collection was one of my absolute favorites of the whole season. I’ll also assume, that my invite to the show and all following shows have been getting lost in the mail. Don’t worry, that’s not why I’m writing this letter.
I’m unclear why anyone would want this ugly little thing hanging from their bag? It looks like a Furby. Is it a Furby? Does it speak? My mother made me throw out my Furby when I was younger. I can still hear it chirp from time-to-time. This is also kind of similar to a Tamagatchi. Remember those? They were fun. Do you have to feed this weird looking creation? Or is it completely satisfied by the $700 you are retailing it for? Hold up! What’s the mark-up on this? I want to know. Who makes these? I really, really hope that this isn’t a sign of terrible things to come. I hear this is being called a “Buggie,” which sounds like an exaggerated case of crabs! I’ve never had crabs (swear), so I wouldn’t know but I assume they look very similar to this.
Who do you want to buy these? Cara and Russo have been seen with them. I’m more than positive that they didn’t pay for them though. Who has $700 to spend on an exaggerated case of bag crabs? However, if I see more than 10 women walking around with them, I will admit defeat. It will literally boggle my mind how you convinced people to purchase something so hideous.
With Love,
Corey Kindberg
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