Ashley’s Top 11 Links for 2010

Written by Ashley

The good, the bad, and the horsefaced.

Here’s to a year of Etsy gold, chat roulette & beautiful debauchery.  May 2011 be just as ridiculous.

  • Because this was MY best-beauty-buy for 2010: #curlysue
  • Because Marisa spoke for yogis everywhere. Keep your banana in your hammock: #seriously
  • Because I still listen to ‘Flash A Smile’ like whoa: #realassbitches
  • Because this prompted my brother’s girlfriend to perfect the recipe: #theyweredelish
  • Because, this is what Steph and I did on Valentine’s Day 2010: #romantic
  • Because I would have purchased one of these if my tits weren’t already huge: #wineboobwoes
  • Because I miss my blonde locks: #hairhowto
  • Because I Shellac. Religiously: #nailfetish
  • Because I literally LOL every time I think about this site: #sjplookslikeahorse
  • Because whores get thirsty, too: #mugsforsluts
  • Because a fresh crotch, is a happy crotch: #foodgasm

Honorable mention — Quote of the year goes to Bryce Gruber:Don’t worry, he wasn’t that creepy… he was just looking for his pussy in her bush.”  #peepingtom

About the author


a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.

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