TweetI know what you’re thinking. “Emily, you need to stop writing about bacon...
Author - Emily
Someone Wishes They Waited….
TweetUmmm self explanatory. Â How this would even WORK, I have no idea. Â Does anyone know or have...
The Clintons: Getting you Cracked And Screwed
TweetHAHA GET IT?!?! Hillary Clinton is a ball buster and they turned her into a nutcracker...
Ahhh Soft Core Porn
TweetOk so it’s the night before Valentine’s Day. Obviously The Wedding Singer...
Fat!! BANISHED!!!
TweetSooo it’s mid February. I bet one of your “New Years Resolutions” was to...
Being Attracted to Fruit Is No Longer Gay
TweetPretty self-explanatory . Weird/gross/inappropriate. Boobs/ass/asshole. It’s like...
Garbage Is Soooo Hot Right Now
TweetNever has garbage been so damn hot since the Derelicte campaign on Zoolander. Louis Vuitton...
Ham And Cheese With Comet Please
TweetMy weekend was a little weird. A couple friends of mine engaged in a Taco Bell eating...
Spirit Airlines Has Deals For Muff Diving!!!
Tweet#ohai Spirit Airlines. Because of this clever and extremely unambiguous marketing campaign...
Ceiling Cat is Protecting You From Identity Theft!
TweetThe idea of customizing your debit card has never been so appealing til now. Thanks to...