Sooo it’s mid February. I bet one of your “New Years Resolutions” was to lose weight. How’s that going for ya champ? Hit the gym up every day and stuck to that diet for a full two weeks? Maybe three? Well don’t worry because one of the oldest forms of weight loss is making a comeback! Well, maybe not, but maybe WE can bring it back. It’s not gross at all, well actually it really is. Tapeworms!! IN A PILL!!!
Sure it’s illegal and really, really gross, but it works! It’s one of the oldest forms of weight loss and hey, at least they are sanitized! It also says “no baths” needed, but I’m gonna say just stick to your normal bathing schedule. However, if you are skinny, no one will even care what you smell like! #amiright?!
Wow!