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The Three Most Luxurious Houses Ever
TweetI have always wanted to own a luxurious mansion with hidden staircases, panoramic views of the...
Introducing the Werewolf Cat
TweetI am not a cat person by any stretch of the imagination. This werewolf cat is so awesome...
The Real Uncensored Story of St. Valentine
TweetEveryone always says that Valentine’s Day was made up by the candy companies to push their...
How to Be a Single Girl on Valentine’s Day
TweetValentine’s Day is really only a thing because tradition says it is. I read that in Roman...
Only in Arizona: Rid Yourself of Demons with an Exorcism via...
TweetIt was really only a matter of time before the Catholic Clergy discovered The Internet. May...
Ugly Models: The Modeling Agency for Everyone Else
TweetIt goes without saying that not everyone is a supermodel. Maybe you have a wart on your nose...
Dear PETA: These Dogs are Victims of New York Fashion Week
TweetThere are many victims of #NYFW, from the fingers and toes of desperate fashionistas who wait...
How to Ask For Sex in Different Languages
TweetOne of the most important parts of taking a vacation is getting laid. There is nothing better...
Five Awesome Olympic Helmets
TweetI am pretty much boycotting the Olympic Games this year for two reasons: 1) They are being...