Dear Sears, Eat a dick. Love, Gary. I have a love-hate relationship with department store-style photography because on one hand, there is basically nothing (besides glamour shots) that can create a more trashy memory (see Exhibit: A)
On the other hand, department store photography has given us some of the most entertaining photos ever to grace The Internet. All I know is, if you want to create an everlasting memento with a loved one, department store photography is one way to ensure that it will last forever. Whether that is because the photo depicts a loving relationship, or a bitchin fucking mullet remains to be seen.
Here are five of the most awkward relationship photos ever to grace the painted backdrop of Sears.