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TweetIn case you have been living under a pop culture rock, Fifty Shades of Grey, or as some people...
5 Legitimately Useful Unicorn Accessories
TweetUnfortunately, when it comes to unicorn accessories, there is a lot of fluff out there in the...
How to Handle Your Child’s First Curse Word
TweetI remember my first public curse word. It was the word damn, I was in the 7th grade, and I...
Eliminate Relationship Stress with Fart Filtering Underwear
TweetIf you are in a relationship, you undoubtedly know the excruciating feeling of having to wait...
RIP: Chinese Pizza Hut Salad Towers
TweetHave you ever been to a salad bar and thought: “Gee whiz, I am so hungry for salad that...
Five Dumb Marriage Laws
TweetI used to think that the whole idea of marriage was stupid, because I can’t even seem to...
Seven Crazy Bicycles for Hipsters and Surburbanites Alike
TweetCitibike has sort of made the idea of biking mainstream in urban centers, but before that...
Three Ways to Cro-shame Your Baby on Etsy
TweetCro-shame= crochet + shame. See what I did there? I’m pretty sure the reason God made me...
Gay Florida Boys and Little Jewish Girls Rejoice: Pink Ice...
TweetGrowing up as a little gay boy in Florida, even though I was told I could be anything I wanted...