Awesome Spotting: 5 Things You NEED in Your Bathroom

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

You’ll go bananas for these buys!

Okay, let’s be honest, you don’t actually NEED any of these things in your bathroom (except the Ass/Face Sponge for obvious health purposes), but you should sure as hell want them because we know we do. Here’s the quick lowdown on why these 5 gems rock our world and will yours too!

1. Ass/Face Sponge, $6.00 – Knowing the difference between the ass side and face side of your sponge can be tough. And wiping your ass on your face just sucks. But luckily with the Ass/Face Sponge, you’ll never have that dirty little problem again. Why? Because this sponge spells it all out for you girlfriend.

2. 5 Minute Shower Timer, $6.00 – Sick of your boyfriend or roommate hogging the shower all the time? Subtly implement this little timer into his or her morning routine and make it clear who’s boss once the sand runs out. Excuse me, time’s up betches!

3. Ceramic Cupcake Soap Dispenser, $14.00 – It’s potty time! Celebrate your soap in true birthday girl fashion with a dispenser that looks so good you might drunkenly eat it for late night.

4. Monkey Floss, $6.00 – Recommended by 4 out of 5 monkey dentists, you’d be bananas not to buy this floss. Plus, it tastes like bananas too…yummmm.

5. No Diving Rubber Bath Mat, $16.00 – Save lives and avoid serious head trauma one “No Diving Rubber Bath Mat” at a time. Cause sometimes your tub can be mistaken for the deep end of a pool.

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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