Awesome Spotting: How To Poo At Work

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

Buy this book for shits and giggles.

We’ve all been there – that inevitable moment when you realize you have to take a huge dump at work, but instead, you decide to squeeze your ass cheeks together for the rest of the day (or book it across the street to the corner deli) because you’d rather die than have your office crush smell your poop. It’s a hard knock life, we know…But luckily, there’s now a book you can buy that offers useful tips and insight on how to stink up the office potty without ever letting on that you were the culprit. Sneaky, sneaky!

All we need next is a guide on how to successfully upchuck at work after a night of binge drinking, and we’ll be set!

How To Poo At Work, $14.00

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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