Hair Parenting

10 Horrible Childhood Hairstyles

When I was young, my mother did a number on me. I generally believe she is a saint in most cases, but the one area where she absolutely did not excel, was haircuts. I know we didn’t have the cash-flow to be traipsing around Cost-Cutters, but the least she could do is find some random stranger who knew how to work a pair of scissors.

horrible childhood hairstyles

Even though my mom sucked at it, she continued to give us haircuts until we were old enough to protest. I have evidence of this child abuse, i.e. all my “photo day” proofs that we never purchased because we were poor, and because my hair looked like a fucking science project.

To celebrate this, I have found the 10 most horrible childhood hairstyles on The Internet. The 11th is a photo of me, because journalistic integrity is super important to me.

If you need help figuring out which one I am, just know that the same scissors my mom used to cut my hair were used to trim the photo.

About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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