I get this Barbie Birkin. You’re trying to relax and the paps come out of fuckin’ nowhere. I can’t. This happened to me in The Hamptons last summer when I was at Dunkin’ Donuts and slumming it.
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corey
Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.