If you’re going to put me in a gown, you’re going to have to carry me. I haven’t eaten in days to fit into this and I literally can not stand up on my own.
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corey
Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.