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Be Just Like Heidi Montag!

Written by Emily

Want to put out an album that costs your whole life’s fortune and sell only 654 copies THEN get so much plastic surgery you’re barely recognizable AND THEN be so annoying no one even cares about it?! Ok, well you can at least do one of those and that’s get all the plastic surgery money and your dignity can buy!

The MTV UK and iSurgeon have allowed you to do just that with “Heidi Yourself!” Thanks to my best friend who I forgot to ask if it was ok to do this, I have enhanced her boobage to the max and did a little lipo. Unlike Heidi, my bestie doesn’t need chin reduction, ear pinning, nose job, or botox. Also, why is a 23 year-old getting botox in the first place?! Anywho, here is the photo from the People interview back in January followed by the before and after of Meghan. What a good sport and no embarrassing scarring! Well, maybe just emotional.


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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."