I once had my eyebrows threaded by an Eastern European Jewish woman who, while smacking my head back into a comfortable position for her to remove my stray eyebrow hair said “Do you do zem yourselve? Zey argh uneven.” And then she proceeded to thread and pull the hair out with the same disdain that she had spoken to me with. Although I lost a little self-esteem that day, I had to say my eyebrows looked great. How do you keep your eyebrow situation looking fresh?