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Because Your Boyfriend Is A Crappy Musician

14 years ago
by Vivianne
Written by Vivianne

Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you’ll marry a music man… but if you don’t pick the right one, you may end up with nothing but a rocking toilet!

Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you’ll marry a music man… but if you don’t pick the right one, you may end up with nothing but a rocking toilet!

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Now, if the flush starts playing a Beatles song, then maybe we’re talking.

#NOT

VIA

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Vivianne

Bryce's future stay-at-home wife, but for now a prolific lifestyle writer, artist rep and full-time hustler. Loves happy hour sushi, elephants, caffeine, hiking canyons, extra dirty martinis, nerds, chocolate chip cookies, artichokes (cause they have a heart), photography, designer dresses, collecting fragrances and taking care of business.

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