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Because Your Tweets Are Lame

So the other day, I noticed I was retweeted on my Twitter account by TheRealDJHeavyE telling me to “recycle” my tweet.  Being kind of offended seeing as I keep my Twitter pretty much awesome 24/7 (okay, not really), I couldn’t figure out what the crap it was.  After doing a little research, I found out about RE:CYCLED Tweets, the brainchild of McKinney, a marketing firm based in North Carolina.

What they do is seek out your crappy tweets, and “recycle” them.  By doing this, they eliminate your non-creative, non-entertaining, and non-readable tweets, and make them more bearable.  While this was a complete blow to my hysterical ego, I can’t help but be grateful this exists.  How sick are you of the “Oh man, I wish it was Friday” or “I just had a muffin for breakfast!” tweets.  No one cares, and now you can stick it to them and recycle it.  Best part of giving your friends lame tweet a kick in the nuts?  Every time you do it, McKinney will donate a penny to getTrashed.org, a Global Inheritance recycling-based initiative.

Ok so say you find a lame tweet (please, not one of mine) now what?

Here’s what you do:

@reply to someone who posted a lame tweet (like @Emdonahue I wish I had a cupcake)

Copy and paste their lame tweet, and add #recyclethis (@Emdonahue I wish I had a cupcake #recyclethis)

Click reply

Within minutes, the recycler and the culprit will receive a beautiful new tweet recycled from the characters of that lame tweet and getTRASHED will be a penny richer.

Ta Da!!  Make sure you keep doing it and pass it on because the most people keep posting crappiness, the more pennies will go towards recycling!

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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