New Yorkers, and those who live anywhere else… we ask you to step forward and help us judge the best tits in the city. This contest is serious, and the winner gets to go home with bragging rights, plus a gift package worth $350. And heck, if you see any you like, you can leave a comment and maybe those tits’ll get in touch with you. We picked two female and two male specimens. We have to be fair.
Our first pick is Emily, a 20-something New Yorker. If you love boobs, she’s like an all-you-can-eat-buffet-of-boob.
Our second pick is Joe, a healthy and full-figured Jewish Boy with a lot of love to give. Please disregard the other skinny and titless boy in the background.
Third is Gina, a 25 year old writer from the East Village. She wrote to us saying,
“I think my girls qualify for the title of best boobs in New York. I have a natural pair of perky 34D’s that are my pride and joy. They look just luscious in a V-neck sweater or empire waist top, and I’ve had only rave reviews.”
Our fourth and final is John Slevi, a med student that’s fascinated by his own nipples. Sadly, this boy wants to be a gyno… we don’t think that’s right on ANY level, but it is what it is.
So for our first ever raunchy contest… what do you think? See any you want to touch?
Vote below for the best titties in town!
me and emily are tit to tit at the finish line. if i end up winning, tell her she can have the gift package if i get a date with her.
I wish I were a baby so I could suck titty all day.
Emily has some smokin hot boobs. And no way are Gina’s real. They are nice for a store bought pair though
I vote for the “skinny titless boy” in the background of #2 – he seems like a real badass.
No, but seriously – Gina is smoking.
I vote for Gina, that side/back boob action she has going on is hot. I’ve never been able to motorboat a girls back before
Sure thing John!!
yeah that skinny titless kid reminds me of someone i know.
he’s ok.
Can we add a 5th contestant – I feel like Skinny titless kid would win.
Can we add a 5th contestant – I feel like full-tittied Danielle would win.
Ummm I love man gynos.
update: so far John is winning, his lead is by over 100 votes.
i’m shocked, and everyone else should be,too.
and steph, everyone loves a hot male gyno. hope you have fun with yours today;P
If I have to lose to anyone, i’m glad its by a soon to be male gyno. Plus, he had an unfair advantage and showed nipple action.
another write-in vote for skinny titless boy in the background!
Skinny titless kid isn’t even showing any nip.
Thanks for the support Katy, it is much appreciated. I didn’t realize my grassroots movement would catch such momentum.
My friend entered me to win this and I had no idea he was going to. I think it’s hilarious. And Jared, stop rooting for yourself. You’re titless, learn to live with it
It looks like Joe is making a comeback with 330 votes!
omfg dude i can’t believe how many votes i got. That’s rediculous
Joe, you have over 700 votes. WTF.
I can’t believe it.
Soooo when do i get my prize basket? It’s been like two months.