Break The Internet: Normal people copying Kim Kardashian’s champagne-catching photo from Paper Magazine.
I am not a fan of the Kardashians, because if I wanted to hear three ethnic-looking whores with baby prostitute voices talk about their vaginas, I would just go visit my sisters (and my gay brother). I am utterly, and completely flabbergasted by the exposure that the Kardashians receive on the daily, and am saddened that they are look to as role models for a generation of millennials that consider hooking up after a tinder date as a successful relationship. That being said, Kim really put Paris Hilton in her place (exactly where she belongs, in a foreign country, in a club so loud that nobody can hear her pretend to be stupid), so I have to give her props for that.
The #BreakTheInternet (because everyone wants to break the internet, right?) photo spread she did for Paper Magazine was nothing really groundbreaking since the majority of the country has seen her actual asshole, but it has spawned a bunch of fun new internet photos.
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These normal people try to emulate her #BreakTheInternet photo, apparently not realizing that there is literally only one way to open a champagne bottle and catch the liquid while balancing a glass on your ass.
Photoshop; For as anyone who has ever actually looked at Kim Kardashian’s Instagram knows, the three things she needs to survive are food, fame, and photoshop.
