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Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (over the jet lag edition)

Written by Bryce

Flying with toddlers is just plain insane. Sparkly cars, however, are awesome.

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave. -Ghandi

1. Well That Was A Wild Week… I know I haven’t written any thoughts in about a week, and I’m sure that’s left plenty of you wondering if my brain turned to a total pile of mush, no longer producing thoughts. Well, flying across the country two times in under a week with a 2 year old boy will do just about that. All I have to say is thank goodness for Steve Jobs inventing the iPad, and the geniuses that created the Angry Birds app. We only endured 3 hours of crying and fits on the way to LA instead of 6 as a result. We did have one major airport meltdown, evidence below:

2. Oh, And I Moved! I Moved! I’ll tell you more about that in tomorrow’s thoughts, but I’m just across town from where I was before, and I know it was a successful move because the nanny looked me right in the eyes and said, “oh THANK YOU for getting a place with no steps this time.” Also, I have a walk in closet. I’m considering renting out it to a college student as a bedroom, since I hear that’s the going trend in Manhattan closet space.

3. Boyfriend. You know, something happened right before we took our trip to LA. He was on a particularly long stretch of work-related travel that made it impossible for us to see each other for a full 2 weeks. By the time he got back from his time abroad he wasn’t feeling well so I didn’t get to see him till we were boarding the plane with Benny to head to the west coast. I was sort of annoyed with him for the week or so leading up to our trip- he seemed distant, and I was stressed about it. I couldn’t understand why he was distant… what could I have done? But when I saw him I noticed he actually did have an insane amount of work and he sorta forgot to mention that he had a major (and very serious) allergic reaction that caused his entire face to blow up. And he had a fever. And he still got on the plane for a 6 hour trip with my 2 year old to Los Angeles so I could work and we could attend my friend’s Big Fat Indian Wedding. I learned that he’s a little more stoic than I originally thought- he never really complained about work, his head looking like an infected watermelon, or the fact that his blood was hotter than the cup of tea I was holding when I first saw him that day. I’m a lucky girl, because when we landed at LAX he even proactively met Baby Daddy, shook his hand, and carried my luggage.

4. Cadillac, You Rock My World. As soon as I did the baby exchange at LAX (Ben spent 2 days with his did while I got my work out of the way), I was met by a super cool CTS Sport Wagon. Truthfully, I always had a thing for fancy station wagons. Say whatever you want, but they’re generally mega cool. I had a Mercedes wagon once upon a time that I loved, but the thing needed replacement parts like every 5 minutes. My first boyfriend in high school, Timmy, used to pick me up in his Volvo station wagon on weekends he was home from college- I loved it. This Caddy sport wagon, however, was way cooler than my 90’s-era Mercedes or Timmy’s Phish-mobile. The leather seats were soft, the navigation system offered me a variety of routes to zip through the hell of LA traffic, and somehow that big car had the pickup of a little, zippy sports car. I am officially in love with wagons again, and secretly hoping that Boyfriend will make his next car a Caddy wagon… obviously in the “Black Ice” color because it’s like a super nice black car covered in sparkly nail polish (read: all my automotive dreams come to life).

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.