My son is turning two tomorrow (yay!), and it should be known by all that his first two-word combo was “Sponge Bob.” Why? Because all small humans love Sponge Bob. He’s absorbent, square, and provides somewhat inappropriate viewing content for toddlers. Perfect. Now I just want to know why they’re peddling bikini grooming sets to babies… perhaps a new product line idea for Completely Bare Spas?
