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But My Kid Has No Pubes?

Written by Bryce

Bikini line grooming for toddlers… how chic!

My son is turning two tomorrow (yay!), and it should be known by all that his first two-word combo was “Sponge Bob.” Why? Because all small humans love Sponge Bob. He’s absorbent, square, and provides somewhat inappropriate viewing content for toddlers. Perfect.¬† Now I just want to know why they’re peddling bikini grooming sets to babies… perhaps a new product line idea for Completely Bare Spas?

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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