Lupita, Anna & Naomi: A Conversation

Written by corey

New York Fashion Week has come to a close. It was as basic and boring as ever. Actually, I lied. I drank as much as I could and now I’m here, on Valentine’s Day with nothing to show for it but show notes and half a bottle of wine. Whatever. At the Calvin Klein show yesterday (which I rudely wasn’t invited to), sat Lupita Nyong’o, Anna Wintour and Naomi Watts. You know they had to gush on all the fashion dramz and talk about boys and fashion.


We got an exclusive on everything that was said sitting front row. Here’s how the conversation went down:

Anna: Hi Lupita! Who’s your friend?

Lupita: Anna, darling! That’s…I think her name is Naomi? Naomi, right? Yeah…Naomi.

Anna: Who?

Lupita: Anna! You shady betch.

Anna: Kidding. Hi Naomi! How are you babez?

Naomi: I’m great. Just here to see some fashion. I just love Calvin. Don’t you?

Anna: His name is Francisco.

Naomi: Oh. I know. I just meant…oh nevermind.

Lupita: Ha! I can’t with you Anna…I just can’t.

Anna: So how about a Vogue cover?

Lupita: I’m a bit busy at the moment but sure. What about Naomi? I’m sure she’s free.

Anna: Who?

Lupita: Oh look at this dress! It’s so simple. It’s so clean. I love it.

Anna: Do you want it? I can do that.

Lupita: Now?

Anna: Sure. **stops model on runway** Can you take off your dress? Lupita wants it.

Anna: I’m kidding! I’m kidding. Keep walking, you’re doing okay.

Lupita: Oh my gosh! Anna. Can you not?

Anna: I just love doing that. They get so scared.

**Show ends**

Anna: That was fun. Let’s do it again soon Lupita. Say goodbye to your friend. Neil, right?

Lupita: Naomi! Bye Anna. Let’s do that cover.

Naomi: Umm…okay bye Anna. Thanks for this.


Obviously this was fabricated. Let’s all have a laugh until I get a cease and desist from Naomi’s people.




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Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.

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