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Chinese Cleavage Clamp: WTF

Dear China, WTF?!

After watching this drivel that I obviously don’t understand, I was able to conclude only two things:

  1. Chinese ladies love pulling their boobs together (I suppose that’s understandable)
  2. Chinese ladies think boob pulling is exciting and worthy of upbeat techno-ish music

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

3 Comments

  • As someone who speaks Chinese, this product is not only a clamp. After wearing it for 2 weeks, it will also mold the fat out of your body. Wow.

  • I have a question for carrie. My name is Liz. I would like to know where i can buy
    the chinese cleavage clamp?

    Thanks,

    Liz