Justin Bieber, you should really look into some of Craig Green’s designs. They’re a great way to fool the paparazzi and be avant-garde at the same time! Kanye, you too. I know how you feel about wearing masks that expose 0% of your face.
Observe the above look from his Spring/Summer ’13 collection. It can serve as an excellent disguise for hiding behind a broken down fence, dressing as a pile of wood scraps, or perhaps even a rudimentary hashtag.
I think the designer mentioned that his inspiration for the look on the left was Dumbledore meets the KKK meets an electrified swamp wizard with an inflection of two clementine oranges. I believe he said the look on the right was inspired by the notion of an OCD person’s spilled bowl of spaghetti on top of a bearded Plaza Hotel bellboy.