Creepiest Church Singing Group Ever

This church singing group may be the reason Atheism is on the rise.

I never went to church much as a kid, except of course for free Easter egg hunts and to pick up donated food for our Thanksgiving dinner.

Thus, being raised in a religiously ambiguous house there are a few things I feel like I missed out on.

If I had attended church more, I might have a much stronger connection with creepy old men who are way too friendly with children.

If might even have been lucky enough to experience a ridiculous shit-show of epic proportions, like the one featured in this video.

If I had been so fortunate, I might also know the words to the song, which as far as I can tell, talks about having Christ in you.

The closest I have come to having Christ in me is sleeping with a guy name Jesus after a weekender binge on mojito tequila cosmotini shots and guac, but maybe this video will resonate a little more with you.

If nothing else, you might learn some super-sick Christian dance moves to bust out at your next anti-abortion rally.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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