Five C#nty Accessories From Etsy

These five adorable accessories prominently feature the word cunt.

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A cunt needlepoint placard, so people know to mind their manners in your house.

Cunt is arguably the most offensive word in the English Language. I can’t even think of a time I have been angry enough to actually use it referring to a woman, but I can think of about 1,000 instances where I have used it to refer to one of my gay friends.

Nine out of 10 people will tell you however, that if there is one word you should never utter, it’s cunt. You have to wonder though, why cunt is such a bad word, when it is really just a slang term for a vagina. Are vaginas inherently bad? Setting my complete and utter gayness aside, I am going to have to say no, I don’t think vaginas are bad. I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for a vagina. So my thought is, the word cunt shouldn’t really be slang at all, since nobody seems to have a problem with slang for male genitalia, such as the words: dick, cock, and breakfast.

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Call me a feminist if you will, but I think ladies should take the word cunt back. To illustrate that point, and also to see how far I can push my readership before everyone abandons me, here are five cunty accessories, straight off of Etsy. Buy one today if you are tired of people thinking your vagina is anything more derogatory than the source of all human life.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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