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Dead Man Impregnates Woman… screenshot of the day

Written by Bryce

This’ll start your day off right.

Thanks, iPhone, for making it possible to screenshoot little gems like this one. And ladies, if you’re golddigging around town, forget the rich guy bars and head straight to fancy mortuaries. The fresher the meat the more likely you are to get a winner, and let’s be real, a dead guy won’t interfere with your parenting. Thank you, Khayyam, for sending this.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.