Thanks, iPhone, for making it possible to screenshoot little gems like this one. And ladies, if you’re golddigging around town, forget the rich guy bars and head straight to fancy mortuaries. The fresher the meat the more likely you are to get a winner, and let’s be real, a dead guy won’t interfere with your parenting. Thank you, Khayyam, for sending this.
Dead Man Impregnates Woman… screenshot of the day
This’ll start your day off right.