Everyone wants a gay baby. Why wouldn’t you? They are less fussy, they pick out their own clothes, and you never have to worry about them getting someone pregnant one day. You know that unnaturally close mother-son relationship that you have always craved where you can cry in front of each other and eat Haagen-Dazs until the wee hours of the morning while watching Beaches on repeat? You can only really get that from a gay son. So start early by decorating his room in such a way that he has no choice but to bat for the other team.
Here is some inspiration for you!
