The Canadian Devil Dick Statue

devil dick statue
Written by Gary

A nine-foot-tall devil statue with an erection recently ‘popped up’ in Vancouver.

devil dick statue

Nobody knows how or why, but a devil statue with a raging boner randomly appeared outside a train station in Vancouver last week.

Vancouver prides itself on being a progressive city, but I guess the devil’s dick is just one step too far, because they had it abruptly removed by 3:15 on the day it appeared. The statue was reportedly placed in the spot where a Christopher Columbus statue had previously been.

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Vancouver residents are up in arms, some even petitioning the that the statue be returned, since it is a nice change from normal ‘banal’ public art.

One supporter even said, “We all need some devil dick in our lives.”

I couldn’t agree more, my sister. Preaching to the choir.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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