Well, did you? If you’re a guy, you’re probably already aware that effing up your love life is all too easy.
Maybe you said the wrong thing, looked at the wrong woman, forgot to call, or something else that’s equally as unsavory, but there’s good news. You can send these “no reason at all” flowers for $14.99, and write a cute little note. Or, if you’re still impressing your lady, keep up the good work. You’ll win major points, and probably end up in bed sooner than you had planned (or more often).
Note suggestions….
If you effed it all up: “I love you baby, you’re my one and only. I’ll do anything for you.” Something cheesey like that, girls fall for that crap all the time.
If you’re trying to impress the pants off her: “I love you baby, meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me.” (plus, these flowers are cheaper than taking her for a meal)
After all the flowers, you’ll for sure be back in bed, so why not pick up a tube of Astroglide Natural? It’s eco-friendly and vaj-friendlier! Don’t cut your hard-earned loving short, she deserves an all-nighter!
