I’d like to thank modern fashion technology for having the good sense to issue consumer warnings. Especially this shirt, because it doesn’t want you or someone you know to be that shirtless guy. No one wants that, we’re trying to move America forward.
About the author
Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber