Seeing as my mom is in the medical field, it baffles most as to how much Diet Mountain Dew and Diet Coke I used to consume (gave it up for Lent kiddos), but now it occurs to me I was just born generations too late.
What are the benefits of drinking Cola?! It boosts personality, gives body essential sugars, AND promotes and active lifestyle! It also helps your shy child to fit in better during those “awkward teen years.” Wow. Sounds legit to me! I wonder if this was back in the time when they were still using cocaine in Coke-a-Cola. That would be a win for EVERYONE!
Well, I don’t know about you, but I hope this next one I can find on Amazon.com. It’s a dimple machine thanks to Isabella Gilbert (who has probably been dead forever) from Rochester, N.Y!!! Now you too can be just as cute as Jennifer Garner with your man made dimples. Looks comfy too!! I blame the FDA for awesome inventions like this being stifled from being sold to the American public.
Note that the child appears to have NO teeth! Nor will they EVER! My parents gave me Coke in a baby bottle – wrecked my baby teeth. At least now I know where they got the idea!
i wish i lived in simpler times when doctors rubbed women’s to climax to cure \hysteria\ hahah riiiight? true story
i wish i lived in simpler times when doctors rubbed women’s to climax to cure “hysteria” hahah riiiight?
nice post