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Facts About Masturbation That Everyone Should Know

Masturbation is something that almost everyone does, but not everyone likes to talk about. I guess that’s because describing how you jammed a can opener into your hoo-hah isn’t considered polite dinner conversation, but I have always wondered why people aren’t more open about it.

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I literally masturbated before I wrote this. I had to; there are construction workers outside my window and I can hear them using a jackhammer. To answer the next question that popped in your mind, yes, I do talk to my family about masturbation.Want to open a dialogue with yours, too? Here are some fun facts about masturbation to act as an icebreaker:

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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