Asian Man Rubs Fire Ants on his Penis

A Thai man decided to imitate Jackass by putting fire ants down his pants.


In ‘dumbest shit ever’ news, a young man from Rayong Thailand decided he wanted to imitate Jackass, thus proving himself to a total jackass, and shoved a nest of fire ants down his pants. He burned his dick off. The end.

Just kidding, entomologist Justin Schmidt rated the pain of a fire ant sting at a 1.2 out of 4. He describes the sensation as, “Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.”

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The Thai boy makes it look a little more painful than that since he is screaming like a little bitch girl, but I can imagine having anything sting you right on the schlong is pretty damn alarming.

And the world, full of morons, continues to turn.

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