If you want your kids to be as slutty as you, bequeath them this lovely penis heirloom. There’s no better way to say: “Kids, I have no idea who your fathers are.”
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Gary
Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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