According to this Fox News report Sesame Street pushes a totally liberal agenda that’s just unsettling for homophobes everywhere. Basically the equation is as follows: Elmo = Homo
That’s right, if you expose your toddler to Elmo and encourage watching Sesame Street as a form of entertainment and education, you’re totally destined to end of with a wild, raving fairy for a kid that wants nothing more than to be prom queen and dress up in glitter heels forever and ever.
PS that’s all fine by me. Bring on the Elmo.