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FOX News Alert: Sesame Street Makes Kids Homos

Written by Bryce

Thanks, Fox.

According to this Fox News report Sesame Street pushes a totally liberal agenda that’s just unsettling for homophobes everywhere. Basically the equation is as follows: Elmo = Homo

That’s right, if you expose your toddler to Elmo and encourage watching Sesame Street as a form of entertainment and education, you’re totally destined to end of with a wild, raving fairy for a kid that wants nothing more than to be prom queen and dress up in glitter heels forever and ever.

PS that’s all fine by me. Bring on the Elmo.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.