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Funny Boob Commentary, From Tumblr

tumblr boob commentary
Written by Gary

Some hilarious boob commentary, courtesy of Tumblr.

tumblr boob commentary

There is really no denying it, boobs are kind of funny. You might think I wouldn’t write a lot about boobs since I am a gay man, but you would be absolutely wrong. In fact, I think I write more about boobs because I am a gay man. I have a lot more to say about them, well past ‘they look nice’ or ‘I want to touch them’ (the thoughts of my straight male counterparts, FYI). There are a lot of things about breasts that don’t really make sense to me, such as why so many women are walking around wearing the wrong bra size. Is it like a rubiks cube? Also, since boobs change size and shape over time, why hasn’t anyone invented a bra that does the same thing?

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I am not the only one with questions and commentary about boobs, as these screenshots from Tumblr prove. I think its high time we created an informational titty day, where we celebrate and learn about jugs in a safe, educational environment.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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